Das texanische Kettenmail-Massaker
Was früher das Büro-Fax war, ist heute die
Wander-E-Mail: Gemeint sind
diese kleinen Gags, die sich wie ein Lauffeuer im Web verbreiten.
Zurzeit kursiert einer, der scheinbar auf einem
belauschten Gespräch
beruht. (Englisch)
Web-Fundstück vom 21. November 2002, verbreitet per
E-Mail:
George B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the
new leader of China.
George B.: Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.: That's what I want to know.
Condoleeza R.: That's what I'm telling you.
George B.: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new
leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.: I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The guy in China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The new leader of China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.: The Chinaman!
Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
George B.: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B.: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condoleeza R.: That's the man's name. George B.: That's who's name? Condoleeza R.: Yes. George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought
he was in the
Middle East.
Condoleeza R.: That's correct.
George B.: Then who is in China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Then who is?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Yassir?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the
new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the
phone.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: No, thanks.
Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
George B.: No.
Condoleeza R.: You don't want Kofi.
George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use
a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condoleeza R.: And call who?
George B.: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China.
George B.: Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me
the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now
get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condoleeza R.: Rice, here.
George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls,
too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle
East.Statistik: Verfasst von spooni — 26.11.2002, 19:55
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