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K's Choice.de [ Die deutschsprachige online Community ] 2008-09-05T20:51:16+01:00 https://forum.kschoice.de/feed.php?f=2&t=2254 2008-09-05T20:51:16+01:00 2008-09-05T20:51:16+01:00 https://forum.kschoice.de/viewtopic.php?t=2254&p=77453#p77453 <![CDATA[Gesprächsfetzen]]> Statistik: Verfasst von spooni — 05.09.2008, 20:51


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2008-09-05T11:30:43+01:00 2008-09-05T11:30:43+01:00 https://forum.kschoice.de/viewtopic.php?t=2254&p=77444#p77444 <![CDATA[Gesprächsfetzen]]>

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2008-09-05T09:04:39+01:00 2008-09-05T09:04:39+01:00 https://forum.kschoice.de/viewtopic.php?t=2254&p=77440#p77440 <![CDATA[Gesprächsfetzen]]> Statistik: Verfasst von jess — 05.09.2008, 09:04


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2008-09-05T07:25:55+01:00 2008-09-05T07:25:55+01:00 https://forum.kschoice.de/viewtopic.php?t=2254&p=77436#p77436 <![CDATA[Gesprächsfetzen]]> Natürlich kann sie die Einkäufe nicht so schnell in ihren Pappkarton packen, wie die Kassiererin die Sachen über den Scanner zieht.

Als die ersten Artikel zu Bodeln purzeln der kleine Junge:

"Mami, warum haben wir keinen Einkaufswagen?"

Kassiererin verzieht leicht das Gesicht, man merkt, dass sie die Frage sehr berechtigt findet. Die Mutter antwortet nicht.

Genervter Mann, Ende 30, der nächste in der Schlange:
"Weil Deine Mama eine Frau ist und Frauen nicht praktisch denken können - da haste jetzt mal einen wichtigen Unterschied zwischen Mann und Frau gelernt".

Mutter nach kurzem Luft schnappen: "Erzählen Sie meinem Sohn nicht solch einen Unsinn!"

Der Mann: "Und jetzt haste auch noch gelernt, dass es Frauen nicht akzeptieren, wenn man die Wahrheit über sie sagt."

Mutter sprachlos, Sohn sowieso.



PS: Nein, ich war nicht der nächste in der Schlange. *g* sondern erst der Übernächste.....aber herzlich geschmunzelt hab ich auch
Immerhin eskalierte das Ganze nicht, es hätte bei ALDI ja auch ausgehen können :?

Statistik: Verfasst von Tally — 05.09.2008, 07:25


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2008-09-02T19:52:27+01:00 2008-09-02T19:52:27+01:00 https://forum.kschoice.de/viewtopic.php?t=2254&p=77407#p77407 <![CDATA[Gesprächsfetzen]]> Statistik: Verfasst von Leen — 02.09.2008, 19:52


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2008-09-02T12:36:58+01:00 2008-09-02T12:36:58+01:00 https://forum.kschoice.de/viewtopic.php?t=2254&p=77385#p77385 <![CDATA[Gesprächsfetzen]]> Statistik: Verfasst von Tally — 02.09.2008, 12:36


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2008-05-19T11:16:32+01:00 2008-05-19T11:16:32+01:00 https://forum.kschoice.de/viewtopic.php?t=2254&p=76687#p76687 <![CDATA[Gesprächsfetzen]]>
Er (seufzend): Ach jaaaa.....
Sie: So sieht das aus....
Er: So, und nicht anders ....

Statistik: Verfasst von Engholm — 19.05.2008, 11:16


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2008-04-01T16:11:10+01:00 2008-04-01T16:11:10+01:00 https://forum.kschoice.de/viewtopic.php?t=2254&p=76250#p76250 <![CDATA[Gesprächsfetzen]]> Statistik: Verfasst von Leen — 01.04.2008, 16:11


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2008-03-31T21:49:29+01:00 2008-03-31T21:49:29+01:00 https://forum.kschoice.de/viewtopic.php?t=2254&p=76246#p76246 <![CDATA[Gesprächsfetzen]]> Statistik: Verfasst von jess — 31.03.2008, 21:49


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2008-03-31T17:07:40+01:00 2008-03-31T17:07:40+01:00 https://forum.kschoice.de/viewtopic.php?t=2254&p=76245#p76245 <![CDATA[Gesprächsfetzen]]> Statistik: Verfasst von Leen — 31.03.2008, 17:07


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2008-03-31T12:19:13+01:00 2008-03-31T12:19:13+01:00 https://forum.kschoice.de/viewtopic.php?t=2254&p=76244#p76244 <![CDATA[Gesprächsfetzen]]> Statistik: Verfasst von Bödi — 31.03.2008, 12:19


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2008-03-31T10:13:05+01:00 2008-03-31T10:13:05+01:00 https://forum.kschoice.de/viewtopic.php?t=2254&p=76242#p76242 <![CDATA[Gesprächsfetzen]]> Statistik: Verfasst von jess — 31.03.2008, 10:13


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2008-03-31T02:23:22+01:00 2008-03-31T02:23:22+01:00 https://forum.kschoice.de/viewtopic.php?t=2254&p=76241#p76241 <![CDATA[Gesprächsfetzen]]> Statistik: Verfasst von Tally — 31.03.2008, 02:23


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2008-03-30T16:02:32+01:00 2008-03-30T16:02:32+01:00 https://forum.kschoice.de/viewtopic.php?t=2254&p=76238#p76238 <![CDATA[Gesprächsfetzen]]> Statistik: Verfasst von Leen — 30.03.2008, 16:02


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2008-02-02T12:53:04+01:00 2008-02-02T12:53:04+01:00 https://forum.kschoice.de/viewtopic.php?t=2254&p=75897#p75897 <![CDATA[Gesprächsfetzen]]>
wir sitzen zu fünft im VW-Bus,fahren Richtung Feierabend

Kollege A klopft übelst fiese und perverse (aber lustige) Sprüche
Kollegin B: Lass das bloß keinen hören... hihi
Kollegin C: Wenn DU wüsstest, dass ich hier mein kleines Diktiergerät angeschaltet habe...
Kollege A: Wenn DU wüsstest, dass ich da die Batterien von deinem Vibrator reingelegt habe..die sind nämlich leer

Statistik: Verfasst von Leen — 02.02.2008, 12:53


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