K's Choice.de

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I don't need to hear your depressing remarks, see your know-it-all-face on tv.
And I couldn't care less about what you want to say and I wish that it wasn't just me.

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Rein in die Sachwerte !

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Seltsam sind einzig die Menschen, die niemanden lieben.

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Rein in die Sachwerte !

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Seltsam sind einzig die Menschen, die niemanden lieben.

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Seltsam sind einzig die Menschen, die niemanden lieben.

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"Could we be happy if only we would
Forget that we could be sad? . . ."

ich weiß nicht ob das hier schonmal gepostet wurde aber es ist auf jeden fall sehr sehr witzig

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There´s old wave there´s new wave and there is DAVID BOWIE

Das mit der Gebärmutter ist geil !



Ich liebe solche Stilblüten aus Kindermund. Wahrscheinlich arbeite ich deshalb mit ihnen (oder vll. nur aus diesem Grund )

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"Could we be happy if only we would
Forget that we could be sad? . . ."

Einen Eintrag weiter unten gehts weiter

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http://www.jillsnextrecord.com?r=57351

Well I don't wanna get bitter
I don't wanna get cruel
I don't wanna get old before I have to

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http://www.jillsnextrecord.com?r=57351

Well I don't wanna get bitter
I don't wanna get cruel
I don't wanna get old before I have to

Man beachte immer das ":wink:" hinter den Einträgen.

Hier noch was eher faszinierendes als lustiges :

Zack Kim, der Meister der 2 Gitarren Technik :

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"Could we be happy if only we would
Forget that we could be sad? . . ."

da gibts bei youtube noch mehr s freaks. ich glaub die battlen sich da...
vorallem sehen die beim spielen alle s entspannt aus. da putz ich ja mit mehr anstrengung meine zähne...

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ICH BLOGGE! funkyskunk.de - der diblogmand
tu was bequemt für deine maus

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Rein in die Sachwerte !

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And don't forget to breathe

Hehe, hab grad ne lustige Mail bekommen. Man beachte, wo diese Eltern leben...


NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are REAL
notes written by PARENTS in a TENNESSEE school district. (Spellings have
been left intact.) Most of them are funny, but some are just sad.


1-- MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY. PLEASE EXECUTE HIM.

2-- PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER SHOT

3-- DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN. 28, 29, 30,31,32 AND ALSO 33.

4-- PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS ADMINISTRATING.

5-- PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS. YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP.

6-- JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE.

7-- CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL. HE WAS HURT IN THE GROWING PART.

8-- MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED BY VERY CLOSE VEINS.

9-- CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE.

10-- PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL. HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS.

11-- PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD (DIAHRE, DYREA, DIREATHE), THE SH**S. NOTE: [WORDS IN ( )'s WERE CROSSED OUT. (Love it!)

12-- PLEASE EXCUSE TOMMY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD DIARRHEA, AND HIS BOOTS LEAK.

13-- IRVING WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE MISSED HIS BUST.

14-- PLEASE EXCUSE JIMMY FOR BEING. IT WAS HIS FATHER'S FAULT.
{You know, this could be legit!}

15-- I KEPT BILLIE HOME BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BECAUSE DON'T KNOW WHAT SIZE SHE WEAR.

16-- PLEASE EXCUSE JENNIFER FOR MISSING SCHOOL YESTERDAY. WE FORGOT TO GET THE SUNDAY PAPER OFF THE PORCH, AND WHEN WE FOUND IT MONDAY. WE THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY.

17-- MY DAUGHTER WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED. SHE SPENT A WEEKEND WITH THE MARINES. {I absolutely LOVE that one!}

18-- PLEASE EXCUSE JASON FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. HE HAD A COLD AND COULD NOT BREED WELL.

19-- PLEASE EXCUSE MARY FOR BEING ABSENT YESTERDAY. SHE WAS IN BED WITH GRAMPS.

20-- GLORIA WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY AS SHE WAS HAVING A GANGOVER.

21-- PLEASE EXCUSE BRENDA. SHE HAS BEEN SICK AN! D UNDER THE DOCTOR.

22-- MARYANN WAS ABSENT DECEMBER 11-16, BECAUSE SHE HAD A FEVER, SORETHROAT, HEADACHE AND UPSET STOMACH. HER SISTER WAS ALSO SICK, FEVER AN SORE THROAT, HER BROTHER HAD A LOW GRADE FEVER AND ACHED ALL OVER. I WASN'T THE BEST EITHER SORE THROAT AND FEVER. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING GOING AROUND, HER FATHER EVEN GOT HOT LAST NIGHT.

NOW WE KNOW WHY PARENTS ARE SCREAMING FOR BETTER EDUCATION FOR OUR KIDS........................

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Seltsam sind einzig die Menschen, die niemanden lieben.

Schwabenpower eben

Nachdem russische Wissenschaftler im letzten Jahr bis zu einer Tiefe
von 100 m gegraben hatten, fanden sie Spuren einer Kupferleitung, die
auf ein Alter von 1000 Jahren datiert wurde, und kamen zu dem Schluß,
dass ihre Vorfahren schon vor tausend Jahren ein funktionierendes
Telefonnetz hatten.

Um nicht davon abgehängt zu werden, gruben in den folgenden Wochen
amerikanische Wissenschaftler auf eine Tiefe von 200 m und dann war in
den amerikanischen Zeitungen zu lesen: "US Wissenschaftler haben Spuren
eines 2000 Jahre alten Glasfaserkabels gefunden. Daraus ist zu
schließen, dass in Amerika bereits 1000 Jahre vor den Russen
hochtechnologisierte digitale Telephonie zum Standard gehörte."

Eine Woche später berichtete eine Süddeutsche Zeitung:" Nachdem sie bis
auf eine Tiefe von 800 m vorgedrungen waren, haben schwäbische
Wissenschaftler absolut nichts gefunden. Dies läßt den Schluß zu, dass
unsere schwäbischen Vorfahren bereits vor 5000 Jahren schnurlose
Mobiltechnologie nutzten.

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now playing » http://www.lastfm.de/user/Engholmsen/

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Rein in die Sachwerte !

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Hobbes: Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

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now playing » http://www.lastfm.de/user/Engholmsen/

Ein tolles Geschenk für Kinder die später mal audiophile HIFI-Freaks werden sollen:



Es war schon immer etwas teurer, einen besonderen Geschmack zu haben.

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Rein in die Sachwerte !

LOL wie gemein!



Aber ich musste doch herzhaft lachen.....

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Rein in die Sachwerte !

Folgende Mail bekommt man, wenn man CDs in den USA bei der Firma "CD-Baby" bestellt:

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure
it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Thursday, April 6th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as 'Customer of the Year'. We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!


Thank you once again,
Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby
the little CD store with the best new independent music

Ist das nicht süß? 100 Sympathiepukte.

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Rein in die Sachwerte !

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Hobbes: Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.