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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. ' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.' The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.' Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.' Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.' So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........'HEBREWS'

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM .' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM . Wake up.' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

LOOOOOL.. die sind ja alle soo genial! (besonders der letzte gggg)

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I don't need to hear your depressing remarks, see your know-it-all-face on tv.
And I couldn't care less about what you want to say and I wish that it wasn't just me.

Den letzten gibt's auch als: "Als Gott Adam erschuf, hat sie erstmal nur geübt. "

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and when sensations hit me I can
cry myself dry

neulich in Stuttgart...

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I don't need to hear your depressing remarks, see your know-it-all-face on tv.
And I couldn't care less about what you want to say and I wish that it wasn't just me.

Alles richtig gemacht. Leicht zu merkender Name für einen Döner-Mann

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now playing » http://www.lastfm.de/user/Engholmsen/

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I don't need to hear your depressing remarks, see your know-it-all-face on tv.
And I couldn't care less about what you want to say and I wish that it wasn't just me.

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ICH BLOGGE! funkyskunk.de - der diblogmand
tu was bequemt für deine maus

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now playing » http://www.lastfm.de/user/Engholmsen/

ROFL Jess das ist DIE Lösung für finanzielle Engpässe!

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I don't need to hear your depressing remarks, see your know-it-all-face on tv.
And I couldn't care less about what you want to say and I wish that it wasn't just me.

ROFL ützel brützel is übrigens im ganzen google in aller munde.
auf diese weise habe ich noch folgendes gefunden:



und gleich noch einer. wenn auch das thema ein etwas eigenartiges is. aber mit dieser geschichte fing heute mein morgen an. der tag war also gerettet.

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ICH BLOGGE! funkyskunk.de - der diblogmand
tu was bequemt für deine maus

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Rein in die Sachwerte !

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Hobbes: Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

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now playing » http://www.lastfm.de/user/Engholmsen/

Manchmal ist mir der Humor von Sarah Silverman ein bisschen zu extrem, aber find ich echt lustig.

In Düsseldorf gibt's jetzt Kölsch-Eis !

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Rein in die Sachwerte !

titanic mal anders:

Teil 1:
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Rein in die Sachwerte !

Teil2:
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Rein in die Sachwerte !

Die etwas andere Deutschlandfahne *gg*

....und heute abend vorm Schlafengehen alle gemeinsam..... .

Klose unser im Strafraum,
Gewürdigt werde Dein Einsatz.
Dein Paß komme.
Dein Tor falle,
wie in Basel so in Wien.
Unser spieltägliches Tor gib uns heute.
Und vergib uns unseren Gesang,
wie auch wir vergeben unsern Schiedsrichtern.
Und führe uns nicht ins Abseits,
sondern erlöse uns von den Türken.

Denn Dein ist der Ball und das Tor und die Torgefährlichkeit in Ewigkeit.
Salto.

LOL - jaja
ich glaub das hatte heute jeder von uns mindestens zwei oder dreimal in seinen e-mails oder gästebucheinträgen...

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Rein in die Sachwerte !

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I don't need to hear your depressing remarks, see your know-it-all-face on tv.
And I couldn't care less about what you want to say and I wish that it wasn't just me.

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Rein in die Sachwerte !